To open my FB! Hahaha.. Damn.. i just can't wait to check my profile, the photos, and wall to wall notes. ;) Miss u FB~ Hahaha.. I'm not crazy.. I'm just being myself..
Friday, October 30, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Divorce Letter
I received this email from one of my best friend.. You know who u are.. ;) After I read it, I just can't stop laughing and its really make me laugh out loud! Hahaha.. Thanks!
Divorce letter to the wife..
Dear wife:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.
You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
See what the wife reply~
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
Despite all of those, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl(man)……… I hope that’s not a problem..
Divorce letter to the wife..
Dear wife:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.
You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
See what the wife reply~
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
Despite all of those, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl(man)……… I hope that’s not a problem..
My feedback.. wakakakakakakkakakakakakakak! Just cant stop laughing.. Hahahah..
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Out from Facebook for A week
Last friday, I set my FB status not to login within 1 week. And today is the 5th day of the trial, quite tough for me because most of my friends are connecting through FB. Someone who addicted to FB ask me, how can u stand that long? He did try before but only last like 8 hours, hahaha! His excuse was because all his friends were actively facebooking, even without internet they still using their mobile phone or other source like sms. On 23rd October, 6pm, I officially off from FB, I don't missed FB after that, because I was away for a hilarious Ranau - KB trip with Kuai, Sebas, Merl, Amuzo, Vick, Uncle Greg and his son on 24-25 Oct. The 3rd day, they say they already uploaded some pictures into FB and that's where I felt tempted to open my FB but I told to mysef, NO! I want to learn saying NO to something that tempting like FB or maybe FAST FOOD in the future? :D So, what I did in order to 'forget' FB a while? (I really sound dying for FB, wakakak!)
a) Sleep early as I could..
b) Working like hell
c) Blogging like the first time..
d) Going out with friends
e) Look out the window - enjoy our nature
f) Listen to music and reading some books
g) Having fun editing pictures
h) Looking forward to 6pm, 30/10/2009 - Time where I can open my FB! Wakakak!
What is the impact of not opening my FB? I listen to my mp3 more often, sleep early, making friends through Flickr, Sabahan.net, Sabahrhinos.com, YM, SKype, MSN, enjoy face to face communications, received so many calls why not opening my FB.. hahahah.. please don't drag me first, I have 2 more days to go. Yippie! I'm going to be a successful person. *Did I sound not running in the right track? :D Nevermind. LOL.
p/s: Somebody say I was in FB during this time, well, if you see this note appear in my FB, that has been RSS~ So every update in my blog will appear in my FB too, same goes to my flickr, eveytime I update my pictures in Flickr, it will notify on my FB wall. Learn something ;) Even there is note appear in my FB, it doesn't mean that I'm opening my FB okay?
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Sayang Kamu
Just for today, hold hands with your soulmate as though you were holding hands for the first time.
At Kalangadan
Lin San Temple, Tuaran
At Kalangadan
Golf Court at Mesilau
Mesilau Nature Centre
Mesilau Nature Centre
Lin San Temple, Tuaran
Monday, October 26, 2009
When I Fall In Love
I miss you blue and green. I love highland and I really love Mesilau. The cold and freshness air I could breath. I love you Ranau! (Nasib bukan kampung sya - beruntung lah siapa orang Ranau)
p/s: Yang hujung tu.. memang tu.. pengsan~
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Sleeping Disorder
What is sleeping disorder? Sleeping disorder if I made a direct translation into malay words, it will be sound like - Tidur yang tidak teratur - means sleeping without follow the right of a human should take. Like 8 hours in a day. Some beauty consultant says, to maintain beauty, we must have enough sleep. Not lack and not too much also. I believe, I am not the only person who facing this problem. Guess most of you also have the same problem or habit like me. Well, this is what Stress like the most, not enough rest will lead you to stress.
I'm a person who likes to do the thinking when I am not talking. For instance, when I do the chores, I can think 5 other task in my mind while doing it, in the same time I might though about doing 5 job in 1 time which is impossible for me sometime, like, eating+bathing+jogging+sweeping the floor+playing dota, can we do that? No isn't it? I can be nuts! I bet u also the same. :p Too much thinking. Stop it!
I was sick for a week and my whole body weak with tonnes of unnecessary aching. Seek the doctor and get some medicine and I feel better on Thursday. Hope it because of the medicine that the doctor gave to me. Else, probably because I will never get better and didn't get the chance to go Ranau and lively see the winner of the Internation Climbathon which held on 23-24th of October 2009. So, what's wrong with sleeping disorder anyway? Hahahaha.. Actually it's about the things that I've done after I get well.
23rd October 2009
0600 hrs.
I wake early in the morning. Even I wake early, my mind thought of going back from the office already. After reach the office, I just can't wait to go home. My ex-lecturer (Jane) sms me, asking whether I'm free tonight to watch the launching of the new album of our local band namely Devine Master who has founded by Lotter Edwin the winner of Akademi Fantasi series 4. It was in D'Junction start 9pm. I told her that I could not make it because I had to wake up early as 4am the next morning to catch with my Pixelayerions buddy. I though of getting enough rest so I could catch up the early waking thing the next day. Surprisingly, my colleague (Jessie & Zul) really look into Lotter, they asked me to join them and willing to fetch me up so I can sleep while they driving. Since they said, it won't be long, I agree and get home at 7pm from the office , rushing get clean and walk into their car 7.30pm.
2000 hrs.
Drop at Salim Restaurant at Lintas, fill up my stomach with Roti Nan with Tandori Chicken and a glass of teh tarik halia, heading D'Junction after that. Upon reaching D'Junction, not too crowded, just okay. Bobby also joined us that night after kick off their badminton match before it, so Jc & Zul have one more friend to finish a tower of tiger beer. I order 1 glass of orange juice and 1 mineral water as I don't drink beer and I still have some antibiotics to finish.
2100 hrs.
The DJ was playing their parts while waiting the Devine Master to come out. The 3L of beer is halfway consume by them. My orange juice was finish and I slowly drink the mineral water while looking at them. About 30 mins waiting, at last the band shows up. It seems that every gig or small event like this didn't start on time.
2200 hrs.
Jane approach Bobby to come to their table, while I was busy taking pictures of Devine Master performing. He asked us to move to their (Jane) table, so we make a move and get to know everybody in the table. Most of them are Bobby's friends and glad they are comfortable with us.
2300 hrs.
It's quite late for me, but I don't want to spoil their nights. So I sit at the corner and watch Devine Master playing, and took some pictures with them too. Everybody was happy and I'm glad that everybody did enjoy the show. During this hour, Din suddenly show up, and the table be more merrier with his appearance. I sit next to him because I think that the rest was slightly drunk and I just look at them and make sure they still okay and not up to the point - collapse.
24 October 2009
0100 hrs.
They were finishing their last sip of beer and I told them that we should go now. Zul was hang over and I don't think he fit enough to drive and since I'm the only alcohol free, I choose to drive their car. Glad we in 1 car only. We drop at Daily, Foh Sang to cool down the 'hang over people' and I try to be patient on Zul, because he keep asking am I okay or not. After I parked the car, Zul let his head out and try to vomit and he make me thinking, why he keep asking am I okay or not.
0230 hrs.
Leaving Daily, after a several times reminding them that I have to go to Ranau at 4am. I drive home with them resting inside it. A bit sleepy but rather than I risk myself and their by asking them to drive (even they insist to) I will never let Zul drive the car. Suffering of listening to his i-can-drive-even-i'm-drunk, i-know-this-road, i'm-not-drunk statement. I reach home safely.
0310 hrs.
Packing my things and hope to get at least 1 hour sleep but I could not make it. Making our sandwiches for the morning trips then get ready all the should and should not bring things. The hours run so fast and I felt that Merl was driving too fast to fetch me too.
0500 hrs.
Running towards Merl's car, sweating all over me, although I just had my shower for the early morning. My head a bit dizzy but what should I do. Try to sleep during the trip to Ranau, but maybe because of the space and uncomfortable leg position, I can't take a short nap.
0630 hrs.
We drop at Kalangadan to snap some picture and take a really deep breath of Kinabalu view. I really think of sleeping by this time.
0700 hrs.
Reach Kinabalu Park and walking up to the finish line of the Climbathon race. I just can't stop yawning and I could sleep anywhere. I try to keep myself awake. My vision was very poor at this point of time. I try not to get lost because I'm afraid I could not find them after all.
0900 hrs.
Olumis offer us by having bfast at the cafeteria courtesy of Sutera Harbour, we have our bfast and still trying to make myself awake. My head was heavy and I think all the pictures I snap was out of focus and over expose.
1100 hrs.
Off to Ranau. They decide to sit at the back of Merl's car, I wish to but I told them I don't want. It was sunny, although it's cold out there, I choose to sit inside the car. Since everybody sitting at the back, and left me and Merl inside the car, I sat next to him and did fall asleep bout 30mins I guess. After reach Ranau town, we stop at 1 restaurant sort of like malay food court and order some drinks and food. Then heading to Pesta Durian, but tinggal yang mahal lagi..
1330 hrs.
Went to Lohan, Vick can't help of durians, hahaha.. So we went to Lohan and they did enjoy Durian Tembaga. Amuzo, Isaac (Greg's son) and I sat together at the other table as we did not eat durian. I do love durians but I don't dare to take it with my antibiotics in me. :D
1400 hrs.
Heading Pesta Kubis, I didn't get the chance to take a nap because I was worry about what will we have for our dinner. I sms Kuai and suggest what if we cook Sup Gorouk with lots of ginger. She agree and we went to look for the ingredient at around Kundasang market.
1530 hrs.
Reach Mesilau, put all my things in the room. Clean up the ginger that we bought in the market just now, and clean up the chicken. Kuai clean up the winter melon and help with the cooking. The water was so damn cold and the my eyes really look like a dead woman.
1630 hrs.
Take my shower and look if there anything I could do in the kitchen or help the guys, since nothing to do, I ask permission to sleep. I lay on the bed and then I don't remember what happen.
1830 hrs.
Kuai wake me up and told me the dinner is ready. I wake with the blurry face and look myself on the mirror.. Wuu.. my eyes look terrible but I pretend that I'm okay. Hahaha. At least I don't think anything about work. After dinner, we watch this movie "He is not into you" but I could not finish to watch with them so I go to bed.
2200 hrs.
I sleep. At last. I wish not to do it again. This is not my first time but I have learn my lesson. I will make sure I have enough rest.
*Will continue again the story of the good and warm weekend.. :)
I'm a person who likes to do the thinking when I am not talking. For instance, when I do the chores, I can think 5 other task in my mind while doing it, in the same time I might though about doing 5 job in 1 time which is impossible for me sometime, like, eating+bathing+jogging+sweeping the floor+playing dota, can we do that? No isn't it? I can be nuts! I bet u also the same. :p Too much thinking. Stop it!
I was sick for a week and my whole body weak with tonnes of unnecessary aching. Seek the doctor and get some medicine and I feel better on Thursday. Hope it because of the medicine that the doctor gave to me. Else, probably because I will never get better and didn't get the chance to go Ranau and lively see the winner of the Internation Climbathon which held on 23-24th of October 2009. So, what's wrong with sleeping disorder anyway? Hahahaha.. Actually it's about the things that I've done after I get well.
23rd October 2009
0600 hrs.
I wake early in the morning. Even I wake early, my mind thought of going back from the office already. After reach the office, I just can't wait to go home. My ex-lecturer (Jane) sms me, asking whether I'm free tonight to watch the launching of the new album of our local band namely Devine Master who has founded by Lotter Edwin the winner of Akademi Fantasi series 4. It was in D'Junction start 9pm. I told her that I could not make it because I had to wake up early as 4am the next morning to catch with my Pixelayerions buddy. I though of getting enough rest so I could catch up the early waking thing the next day. Surprisingly, my colleague (Jessie & Zul) really look into Lotter, they asked me to join them and willing to fetch me up so I can sleep while they driving. Since they said, it won't be long, I agree and get home at 7pm from the office , rushing get clean and walk into their car 7.30pm.
2000 hrs.
Drop at Salim Restaurant at Lintas, fill up my stomach with Roti Nan with Tandori Chicken and a glass of teh tarik halia, heading D'Junction after that. Upon reaching D'Junction, not too crowded, just okay. Bobby also joined us that night after kick off their badminton match before it, so Jc & Zul have one more friend to finish a tower of tiger beer. I order 1 glass of orange juice and 1 mineral water as I don't drink beer and I still have some antibiotics to finish.
2100 hrs.
The DJ was playing their parts while waiting the Devine Master to come out. The 3L of beer is halfway consume by them. My orange juice was finish and I slowly drink the mineral water while looking at them. About 30 mins waiting, at last the band shows up. It seems that every gig or small event like this didn't start on time.
2200 hrs.
Jane approach Bobby to come to their table, while I was busy taking pictures of Devine Master performing. He asked us to move to their (Jane) table, so we make a move and get to know everybody in the table. Most of them are Bobby's friends and glad they are comfortable with us.
2300 hrs.
It's quite late for me, but I don't want to spoil their nights. So I sit at the corner and watch Devine Master playing, and took some pictures with them too. Everybody was happy and I'm glad that everybody did enjoy the show. During this hour, Din suddenly show up, and the table be more merrier with his appearance. I sit next to him because I think that the rest was slightly drunk and I just look at them and make sure they still okay and not up to the point - collapse.
24 October 2009
0100 hrs.
They were finishing their last sip of beer and I told them that we should go now. Zul was hang over and I don't think he fit enough to drive and since I'm the only alcohol free, I choose to drive their car. Glad we in 1 car only. We drop at Daily, Foh Sang to cool down the 'hang over people' and I try to be patient on Zul, because he keep asking am I okay or not. After I parked the car, Zul let his head out and try to vomit and he make me thinking, why he keep asking am I okay or not.
0230 hrs.
Leaving Daily, after a several times reminding them that I have to go to Ranau at 4am. I drive home with them resting inside it. A bit sleepy but rather than I risk myself and their by asking them to drive (even they insist to) I will never let Zul drive the car. Suffering of listening to his i-can-drive-even-i'm-drunk, i-know-this-road, i'm-not-drunk statement. I reach home safely.
0310 hrs.
Packing my things and hope to get at least 1 hour sleep but I could not make it. Making our sandwiches for the morning trips then get ready all the should and should not bring things. The hours run so fast and I felt that Merl was driving too fast to fetch me too.
0500 hrs.
Running towards Merl's car, sweating all over me, although I just had my shower for the early morning. My head a bit dizzy but what should I do. Try to sleep during the trip to Ranau, but maybe because of the space and uncomfortable leg position, I can't take a short nap.
0630 hrs.
We drop at Kalangadan to snap some picture and take a really deep breath of Kinabalu view. I really think of sleeping by this time.
0700 hrs.
Reach Kinabalu Park and walking up to the finish line of the Climbathon race. I just can't stop yawning and I could sleep anywhere. I try to keep myself awake. My vision was very poor at this point of time. I try not to get lost because I'm afraid I could not find them after all.
0900 hrs.
Olumis offer us by having bfast at the cafeteria courtesy of Sutera Harbour, we have our bfast and still trying to make myself awake. My head was heavy and I think all the pictures I snap was out of focus and over expose.
1100 hrs.
Off to Ranau. They decide to sit at the back of Merl's car, I wish to but I told them I don't want. It was sunny, although it's cold out there, I choose to sit inside the car. Since everybody sitting at the back, and left me and Merl inside the car, I sat next to him and did fall asleep bout 30mins I guess. After reach Ranau town, we stop at 1 restaurant sort of like malay food court and order some drinks and food. Then heading to Pesta Durian, but tinggal yang mahal lagi..
1330 hrs.
Went to Lohan, Vick can't help of durians, hahaha.. So we went to Lohan and they did enjoy Durian Tembaga. Amuzo, Isaac (Greg's son) and I sat together at the other table as we did not eat durian. I do love durians but I don't dare to take it with my antibiotics in me. :D
1400 hrs.
Heading Pesta Kubis, I didn't get the chance to take a nap because I was worry about what will we have for our dinner. I sms Kuai and suggest what if we cook Sup Gorouk with lots of ginger. She agree and we went to look for the ingredient at around Kundasang market.
1530 hrs.
Reach Mesilau, put all my things in the room. Clean up the ginger that we bought in the market just now, and clean up the chicken. Kuai clean up the winter melon and help with the cooking. The water was so damn cold and the my eyes really look like a dead woman.
1630 hrs.
Take my shower and look if there anything I could do in the kitchen or help the guys, since nothing to do, I ask permission to sleep. I lay on the bed and then I don't remember what happen.
1830 hrs.
Kuai wake me up and told me the dinner is ready. I wake with the blurry face and look myself on the mirror.. Wuu.. my eyes look terrible but I pretend that I'm okay. Hahaha. At least I don't think anything about work. After dinner, we watch this movie "He is not into you" but I could not finish to watch with them so I go to bed.
2200 hrs.
I sleep. At last. I wish not to do it again. This is not my first time but I have learn my lesson. I will make sure I have enough rest.
*Will continue again the story of the good and warm weekend.. :)
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
My Wish
Today, I pray and ask for his forgiveness, I am sorry that I have been busy and sometime forget to pray in the morning and before I sleep. I am sorry that I have been working so hard and skip my daily prayer. Last few weeks, I bought this "PRESENCE - Prayers for Busy People" as guide by Inden on spending our ticket at the Sacred Heart bazzare. I just want to get well very soon and learn the lesson that I have been through lately. Thanks to all my friends who always be my side and pray for my health. I really appreciate it though some people didn't undertstand my situation. Like trying to apply leave but pretend not seeing it. Anyway, I will try to finish whatever outstanding task I have here and start my normal life again.
My wrinkled hand.. yaii~
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