Friday the 13th - Don't Get Drunk!

This video is hillarious! Hahahha.. really fits my Friday the 13th~

Divorce Letter

I received this email from one of my best friend.. You know who u are.. ;) After I read it, I just can't stop laughing and its really make me laugh out loud! Hahaha.. Thanks!

Divorce letter to the wife..
Dear wife:

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.

You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

See what the wife reply~
Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

Despite all of those, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl(man)……… I hope that’s not a problem..

My feedback.. wakakakakakakkakakakakakakak! Just cant stop laughing.. Hahahah..

Make Myself Happy

Somebody are not happy with me lately, I already state my sorry but I guess it is not working. Indeed, I am not happy about it, and try to make them understand but they still want to act with their 'suicidal note', 'threaten act', which I also have no idea what should I do about it and I could not forgive myself. Maybe I should be silent, loving them seem hurting them more. I swear to God, I will break down, cry and let it all out by myself. I hate being too dramatic, but this is for real, this time I know and I learned that someone will be tough as they are. I will struggling to fight my weaknesses and pray for their safety, maybe it takes 2-3 days, then I will face them again.

Stop being self-craziness, share with you something here. I went to Likas yesterday. Went to jog and suppose meeting Eleanor, missing her like a decades, she just came back from N9, and I just can't wait to meet her. But, unfortunately she a bit busy since she reach here. It's ok Eleanor, will go out with you next week, it's a promise ok, else I will kill you! Kidding kidding~! Missing my girlfriends lately, Inden, Corn, huhuh..

I check my photos collection last night, I saw some of these pictures, and try to make fun of it. This girl is my cousin's daughter, her name is Charlotte Grace but we called her Indai. She's cute and I just can't stand with kids! They are very adorable! Grrr.. I want babies~ :p However, Indai belum pandai bercakap ni. Hehehe.. Thanks to Ingkok @ Soscho for the snaps.

Kisah Si Dieny..

Hello bloggers dan juga rakan-rakan yang dihormati sekalian. Gara-gara tidak dapat tengok wayang semalam, ini lah kerja yang telah kulakukan.. ekeke.. Kepada Dieny saudaraku, diharap anda sporting dan ku susun sepuluh jari atas kelakuan ke atas gambar yang telah ku ambil sewaktu photoshoot kita tempoh hari. Yay~ To all professionalism, I might ruin the pictures but this might be my style.. Somehow somewhere, your feedback may help me to colour your day.. ;)

Location: Sutera Harbour, Kota Kinabalu Sabah.
Date: 25/07/2009 (last month)
Model: Dieny Justin
Wardrobe: Dieny Justin
Make up: No make up - lap peluh guna sapu tangan saja..by Dieny Justin juga..

Yeah, they come in peace, but this time is Dieny..


Owh.. there he is..


I said: Dieny tengok sana..


Behind the scene.. ekeke..


I give some dramatic effect..


Save the drama


Jump..


Do you feel anything here?


:D That's all for now..

We lost our mole!

Imagine, you wake up in the morning, and lost the most highlighting mole on your face. Will you realized it? Just imagine. I might freak myself out.

This is our picture took at Secret Recipe, Warisan Square, few months ago. Barbara and I by adik kecik.



Which one is better? With or without the mole? Not much different isn't it?

But still, I look weird.

Ini cerita Fotografi bukan Pornografi

Sepasang suami isteri sudah lama mencuba utk mendapatkan anak. Setelah mendapatkan nasihat dari doktor, akhirnya mereka bersetuju utk menggunakan kaedah "anak tumpang" atau kata lain, isterinya itu akan menggunakan benih lelaki lain utk mengandung..

Setelah bersetuju dan memilih bakal lelaki yang akan "menyedekahkan" spermanya, maka satu hari.. berkatalah si suami "Ok sayang.. abang pergi dulu... sebentar lagi lelaki tu akan datang..." (lelaki yang nak dermakan sperma dia)

Sambil menunggu kedatangan penderma tersebut, tiba² muncul seorang jurugambar yang kerjanya ambik gambar² bayi. "Selamat pagi puan.. saya datang utk ...." belum sempat habis bercakap, si isteri tadi memotong kata²nya dan berkata "oh ya.. saya memang menunggu awak.."

BUkan Photographer Sebenar

"errr ye ke?" kehairanan photographer tu.."kalau macam tu..bagus la.. saya dah buat banyak bayi yang istimewa..(maksudnya gambar bayi yang baik la.. )

"Itu la yang suami dan saya harapkan.."kata si isteri.." silakan masuk.. dan duduk la.."

"Hmmm macamana kita nak start???" tanya si isteri setelah beberapa ketika...

"Serahkan pada saya puan... saya selalunya buat di bathtub... sekali kat atas sofa.. dan beberapa kali di katil.. kekadang kat atas lantai di ruang tamu saja. itu pun seronok juga..anda mesti suka..." kata lelaki tadi menerangkan tempat2 yang sesuai utk diambil gambar..

"Bathtub??? atas lantai...??? Patutlah ianya tak pernah berkesan pada saya dan suami..kami selalu lakukan di bilik tidur saja.. "jelas isteri...

"Puan, tak da orang yang boleh gerenti ianya baik setiap kali.. tapi kalau kita pelbagaikan posisi dan saya shoot dari beberapa angle.. saya jamin...anda akan suka dengan resultnya... Si isteri tercengang...

"Puan..dlm keja saya nie..seseorang mesti mengambil masa sikit..saya suka berada diluar dan didalam buat beberapa ketika.. tapi tentu puan tak suka..

"Macam saya tak tau???" kata si isteri..Photographer tadi mengeluarkan gambar2 bayi yang sungguh comel dari briefcasenya.. "yang ini saya buat masa di atas bus kat London..

"Hah!...atas bas????" terkejut si isteri.."Yang kembar ini plak memang tak disangka2.. bila anda tau bahawa memang susah nak bekerjasama ngan emaknya.. " kata photograper tadi..

"Emaknyer susah nak bekerjasama????" tanya si isteri.."Ya... memang susah.. sehingga saya terpaksa bawa dia ke Hyde Park utk buat keja dengan baik.. orang ramai mengerumuni kami ketika itu.. utk melihat dengan jelas apa yang kami lakukan..."

"Di depan public???"tekazut si isteri. "Ya..dah tu..lebih kurang 3 jam baru selesai.. emaknya.. menjerit.terpekik.. sehingga saya tak boleh nak concentrate..bila tupai2 dah datang menghampiri alat saya.. saya terpaksa berhenti melakukannya.. " cerita si Photograper.."awak maksudkan tupai² tu really usik awak punya....alat???" tanya si isteri..

"Ya puan... tak per la.. Puan dah bersedia ker.. Saya akan siapkan tripod.... lepas tu kita akan mulakan..

"Tripod????"nak buat aper..??? "tanya si isteri.. "OH..itu utk laraskan alat saya nanti... ianya terlalu besar utk saya pegang lama-lama.. "

"er puan.???Puan??? la..dier pengsan!!!

*source: somebody send me this through email, just want to share to you all ;)

Ya.. sya mengidam American Breakfast @ New York New York